LOOTIN' WITH A CART PEN!

Yo, lemme break it down for ya. Ain't nothin' finer than hittin' the shelves with a cart pen. This ain't your mama's stationery set, this is the real deal. We talkin' 'bout scannin' those barcodes right off the goods. Then you just scoot on out with your swag, fast as a gazelle. Ain't no store security guard gonna stop ya when you got a cart pen.